madre de dias!

madre de dias!

holy crap. these dunks are currently at $2075 USD with 20 bids on ebay.

english as a foreign language

english as a foreign language

i never realized the diversity of the english language until today. sure i mean we all know how badly foreigners can butcher english and we can still understand them. but to have a fluent english speaker speak english and to be able to barely understand them? that’s talent.

check the video for yourself. i wouldn’t have minded so much that i didn’t understand him if i wasn’t so desperately needing to figure out what the fuck he was saying.

it all worked out in the end. i got a great deal on some hardwood bamboo flooring, huffing it all up 3 flights of stairs… that’s another story…

diet coke x mentos

whatever you do, don't fart…

whatever you do, don't fart...

yeah..ummmm…must be a really difficult program these malaysian college kids are enrolled in. see this and then try to picture 21 people in there. which begs the obvious question…why?



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say it ain’t so

say it ain't so

50 cent x apple computer? run! it’s the apocalypse!

my expanding empire

my expanding empire


i’m branding myself now!

i am officially old

i am officially old

i’m sure by now you’ve heard of the ringtone that only kids can hear (well anybody under 25) cause your hearing degrades with time and you can’t hear higher frequency tones as you get older. well i’m officially old cause i can’t hear it. boohoo. well gotta run, gotta go change my depends.

best outfit ever

best outfit ever

oh yeah. i forgot about this guy. ok. so maybe its not the best outfit ever but it definitely makes you wonder what this guy was thinking when he left the house. so we have straw cowboy hat, oilers jersey 10 sizes too big layered over an orange colored shirt (bonus points for matching the collared shirt color to the oilers team colors, man-pris, tube socks and counterfeit red reebok high tops. sick. check out the girl behind him. she’s backing what he’s putting out there. her eyes are practically burning holes into his ass. they’re sooo going to hook up behind one of the food shacks.

won’t somebody please think of the donkeys?

won't somebody please think of the donkeys?


when you can’t afford to go high-tech on america, the locals get a little creative. link where’s PETA?