a collection of run on sentences mostly about travel, fashion, technology, formula 1, design and anything else that this worker bee in the vancouver ad industry feels like rambling on about
its pretty bad when my own RSS reader classifies my personal blog as a ‘dinosaur’ feed. i blame twitter. so what prompts me to go all jurassic park and resurrect this bitch from the dead? shit ass products and customer service.
i’m shot calling two suckers today.
1. Belkin. You suck and caused me serious heart palpitations today. I’ve been looking to use up an eight month old Future Shop gift card and decided to do so on a car charger/FM transmitter for my new iPhone 3GS. Selection at at FS was weak so I ended up with a Belkin Tunecast. I’m a tech geek so as read more »
i went out for dimsum with my parents this morning in the suburbs and saw something that made me throw up a little in my mouth. now normally i have a pretty good tolerance for disgusting things but this one was just to much. yet there it was sitting innocently out in the open on the somebody’s table…
a bejewelled iphone.
the top right corner and bottom left corner of the screen were adorned with about 10 little jewels in a triangle shape. you could see little bits of crusty face munge and old makeup stuck in the ridges. still gives me the shivers…
i wish i could have taken a picture of it but in retrospect its probably a good thing. i don’t want to ever think about it again.
Published on July 12, 2008 12:49 pm.
Filed under: gadgets, ridiculous
so steph works from home and i just assumed that she actually works all day. until i found out she spends her days goofing off in illustrator creating insanely great simpsons parodies.
What is CLEWI you might ask? I’ll give you a hint. It was created by Forbes. CLEWI stands for the Cost of Living Extremely Well Index. Its like the CPI (Consumer Price Index) except for really rich people. It measures how much a basket of luxury goods has increased in price over time. It includes things like a sable fur coat, a facelift, a championship race horse…you know all the things you need to survive in this cruel cruel world.
Published on September 25, 2007 11:16 pm.
Filed under: ridiculous, shopping
saw the random-est thing at the grocery store today. old guy in the bulk department with two pickles on a scale. no bag, no container, just pickles covered in pickle juice on a digital scale. WTF?!? i was too stunned to even take a cam phone pic. sorry.
Published on September 24, 2007 10:31 pm.
Filed under: ridiculous
