it’s all downhill

its pretty bad when my own RSS reader classifies my personal blog as a ‘dinosaur’ feed. i blame twitter. so what prompts me to go all jurassic park and resurrect this bitch from the dead? shit ass products and customer service.

i’m shot calling two suckers today.

1. Belkin. You suck and caused me serious heart palpitations today. I’ve been looking to use up an eight month old Future Shop gift card and decided to do so on a car charger/FM transmitter for my new iPhone 3GS. Selection at at FS was weak so I ended up with a Belkin Tunecast. I’m a tech geek so as
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Published on July 4, 2009 11:40 pm.
Filed under: ridiculous, shopping

the olympics

the olympics

or more precisely, the guinea pig olympics. look at the determination on his face…

Published on August 18, 2008 10:31 pm.
Filed under: ridiculous

a sign of the apocalypse?

i went out for dimsum with my parents this morning in the suburbs and saw something that made me throw up a little in my mouth. now normally i have a pretty good tolerance for disgusting things but this one was just to much. yet there it was sitting innocently out in the open on the somebody’s table…

a bejewelled iphone.

the top right corner and bottom left corner of the screen were adorned with about 10 little jewels in a triangle shape. you could see little bits of crusty face munge and old makeup stuck in the ridges. still gives me the shivers…

i wish i could have taken a picture of it but in retrospect its probably a good thing. i don’t want to ever think about it again.

Published on July 12, 2008 12:49 pm.
Filed under: gadgets, ridiculous

retarded

really makes you wonder if the government still serves the people. read about the proposed copyright law here.

Published on May 29, 2008 8:45 pm.
Filed under: ridiculous

in my absence

so steph works from home and i just assumed that she actually works all day. until i found out she spends her days goofing off in illustrator creating insanely great simpsons parodies.

check it

Published on April 10, 2008 9:37 pm.
Filed under: fashion, ridiculous

suspect math

suspect math

Published on February 3, 2008 8:28 pm.
Filed under: ridiculous

CLEWI

CLEWI

What is CLEWI you might ask? I’ll give you a hint. It was created by Forbes. CLEWI stands for the Cost of Living Extremely Well Index. Its like the CPI (Consumer Price Index) except for really rich people. It measures how much a basket of luxury goods has increased in price over time. It includes things like a sable fur coat, a facelift, a championship race horse…you know all the things you need to survive in this cruel cruel world.

Published on September 25, 2007 11:16 pm.
Filed under: ridiculous, shopping

pickle guy

saw the random-est thing at the grocery store today. old guy in the bulk department with two pickles on a scale. no bag, no container, just pickles covered in pickle juice on a digital scale. WTF?!? i was too stunned to even take a cam phone pic. sorry.

Published on September 24, 2007 10:31 pm.
Filed under: ridiculous

squirrel obstacle course

cruel and unusual but incredibly amusing. link

Published on September 15, 2007 10:51 pm.
Filed under: ridiculous

bull in a china shop?

good god i love mythbusters. this one tests the classic myth about the classic saying “like a bull in a china shop”

Published on August 27, 2007 11:13 pm.
Filed under: geek, ridiculous