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	<title>jibber jabber &#187; events</title>
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	<description>a collection of run on sentences mostly about travel, fashion, technology, formula 1, design and anything else that this worker bee in the vancouver ad industry feels like rambling on about</description>
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		<title>angry bees</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[or more specifically a swarm of angry bees in front of a series of megaphones a la bart simpson. now that you&#8217;ve imagined that sound, multiply it by 10 and that&#8217;s about what a formula one car at full throttle sounds like. i think my ears are still ringing and it was almost two months [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>or more specifically a swarm of angry bees in front of a series of megaphones a la bart simpson. now that you&#8217;ve imagined that sound, multiply it by 10 and that&#8217;s about what a formula one car at full throttle sounds like. i think my ears are still ringing and it was almost two months ago. </p>
<p>this should give you a little idea.<br />
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<p>it also turns out that Honda just announced they&#8217;re dropping out of F1. something about the current economic climate. rumors are that more teams will fall. combine that with bernie and max&#8217;s incompetent, money-grubbing management and pretty soon there will be no more F1 to watch. medals instead of points?! are they high?!</p>
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		<title>home</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 05:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wutang</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[on another note, the day we got back from tokyo, we picked up the keys to our new place and the movers moved all our crap in the next day. we&#8217;ve been settling in and unpacking ever since. eventually i will post some pics of the new joint. its damn nice to settle in after [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>on another note, the day we got back from tokyo, we picked up the keys to our new place and the movers moved all our crap in the next day. we&#8217;ve been settling in and unpacking ever since. eventually i will post some pics of the new joint. its damn nice to settle in after being homeless for almost six months.</p>
<p>(also part of the reason why updates of been lacking)</p>
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		<title>eye candy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wutang</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[amazing pictures from the inaugral singapore grand prix here. the shots of massa leaving his pit with the fuel rig still attached are great. hopefully we&#8217;ll be able to find tickets for the japanese grand prix while we&#8217;re their.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>amazing pictures from the inaugral singapore grand prix <a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/09/the_singapore_grand_prix.html">here</a>. the shots of massa leaving his pit with the fuel rig still attached are great.</p>
<p>hopefully we&#8217;ll be able to find tickets for the japanese grand prix while we&#8217;re their.</p>
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		<title>animal planet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 06:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wutang</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[my parents live on the 22nd floor of an apartment building. apparently some pigeons decided that my mother&#8217;s balcony and her many plants would make a good place to lay their eggs. my mom was not happy at first but after the eggs hatched she was pretty excited. the little guys aren&#8217;t nearly as cute [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my parents live on the 22nd floor of an apartment building. apparently some pigeons decided that my mother&#8217;s balcony and her many plants would make a good place to lay their eggs. my mom was not happy at first but after the eggs hatched she was pretty excited. </p>
<p>the little guys aren&#8217;t nearly as cute as you would expect them to be. mostly because of their lack of feathers. </p>
<p>now the big question is where are they going to learn how to fly? 22 stories is a big first step! </p>
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		<title>april fool&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wutang</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[due to some unforseen problems, we had to settle for this to welcome my bosses to April Fools Day]]></description>
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due to some unforseen problems, we had to settle for this to welcome my bosses to April Fools Day</p>
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		<title>heavy shit</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 16:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wutang</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[don&#8217;t know why it took me so long to stumble across this but i&#8217;m glad i did. a documentary series of short videos filmed by an iraqi family and american film crew living in baghdad. watch it, even just one, and compare it to what you see in the mainstream media and make your own [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.misterbitterpants.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ep31.jpg" height="55" width="71" border="0" align="right" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Ep31" />don&#8217;t know why it took me so long to stumble across this but i&#8217;m glad i did. a <a href="http://hometownbaghdad.com/">documentary series</a> of short videos filmed by an iraqi family and american film crew living in baghdad. watch it, even just one, and compare it to what you see in the mainstream media and make your own decisions about what&#8217;s going on over there.</p>
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		<title>whistler update</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wutang</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[been hanging out in whistler doing the festivus. arrived bright and early thursday morning for some shmoozing/riding. some highspeed burners with some skiers but it was all good. the evening saw us at the trouble show, where despite being the title sponsor of the event, it took us over half an hour to get into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.misterbitterpants.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/maestro.jpg" height="100" width="100" border="0" align="right" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Maestro" />been hanging out in whistler doing the festivus. arrived bright and early thursday morning for some shmoozing/riding. some highspeed burners with some skiers but it was all good. </p>
<p>the evening saw us at the trouble show, where despite being the title sponsor of the event, it took us over half an hour to get into our own party. sheesh. and the worst part is, the bar had been busted for being over capacity the night before resulting in them being super strict and the bar feeling vaguely empty. <span id="more-258"></span><br />
while it was nice to be able to walk around without jostling your drink, it wasn&#8217;t ideal for the hype factor. the show itself was pretty good although trev&#8217;s opening act would never make it past the first audition of american idol or even the white rapper show.</p>
<p>friday brought an enjoyable sleep-in followed by an attempt to connect the wii to the hotel room&#8217;s plasma. as a result i will never ever buy a phillips tv in my lifetime. the worst user interface known to human kind and the only tv that i have not been able to figure out. hence no wii action. </p>
<p>finally made it on hill for the crack of one club (its embarrassing, i know). multiple laps ruling it in the kiddie park. dinner brought some delicious sushi village although i could&#8217;ve eaten a lot more and drank a lot less. booked it over to the fashion show. enjoyable for something to keep the masses entertained but would be utterly laughed at by high fashion standards. </p>
<p>one of the the highlights has to be maestro fresh wes attempting a come back and calling out kanye, tupac and biggie in his freestyle. oh and times must be tough considering he was rocking the cheapest version of the all white AF1 re-releases. however, the ultimate highlight of the evening was prevail of the swollen members jumping into the air and smoking his head on an overhead lighting rig and getting knocked flat on his back accompanied by an almighty thud reverberating across the sound system from the live mic hitting the floor at the same time as his ass. oops. </p>
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		<title>caved</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wutang</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i held out as long as i could but i finally caved. i&#8217;m on facebook now. look me up. however, in my defence&#8230;at least facebook doesn&#8217;t look like ass like myspace does&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i held out as long as i could but i finally caved. i&#8217;m on facebook now. look me up. however, in my defence&#8230;at least facebook doesn&#8217;t look like ass like myspace does&#8230;</p>
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		<title>something smells</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 22:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wutang</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[speaking of hippy weirdo&#8217;s&#8230;how about plain old smelly weirdo&#8217;s? i got dragged off to an antique fair on sunday&#8230;. wow, its amazing the amount of crap and junk that people will hold onto in the faint hope that it might be worth something. matchboxes (from some no name restaurants scattered around the country), old dolls [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>speaking of hippy weirdo&#8217;s&#8230;how about plain old smelly weirdo&#8217;s? i got dragged off to an antique fair on sunday&#8230;.</p>
<p>wow, its amazing the amount of crap and junk that people will hold onto in the faint hope that it might be worth something. matchboxes (from some no name restaurants scattered around the country), old dolls that are fallen apart (no to mention the pedophile looking dude selling them), expo 86 souvenirs, gawd&#8230;i almost expected to find old willie nelson 8-track cartridges&#8230;</p>
<p>so imagine a gymnasium full of above mentioned old musty stinky stuff, journey playing on the PA, crowds of people who don&#8217;t seem to shower or wash their clothes, and possibly half a dozen leaking Depends undergarments and you can get a sense of the torture that was my Sunday morning.</p>
<p>oh and senior citizens have sharp elbows. they bump and barge like nobody&#8217;s business. i got taken the f out.</p>
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		<title>EPIC</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 21:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wutang</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[the enviro-friendly sustainable blah blah fair took place this past weekend and we went to go check it out. what a waste of money. i&#8217;d say 1/3 hippy weirdo booths, 1/3 big corps putting on a brave face, 1/3 actually useful or interesting booths. the only thing i was interested in was the Green Works [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.misterbitterpants.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/epic.jpg" height="51" width="100" border="0" align="right" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Epic" />the enviro-friendly sustainable blah blah fair took place this past weekend and we went to go check it out. what a waste of money. i&#8217;d say 1/3 hippy weirdo booths, 1/3 big corps putting on a brave face, 1/3 actually useful or interesting booths. </p>
<p>the only thing i was interested in was the Green Works building supply co but they&#8217;re like a block from my office and i&#8217;ve been walking by them almost everyday, just been too lazy to actually walk in and browse. </p>
<p>the most embarrassing part of the show had to be their so-called fashion show. only 6 models (including one girl who walked like a parade horse), maybe 10 brands (2-3 of which were accessory brands), dragged out over 15-20 minutes. gag. doesn&#8217;t Karl pull out like 100 different looks in 20 minutes?</p>
<p>on a side note, found out the Waterfront Centre has a &#8220;La Torilleria&#8221;. looks the same as the whistler one but don&#8217;t know if its the same chain or not. regardless the chicken taco salad was damn fine.</p>
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